Articles for future publication

Link for Fontes

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/muslims-christmas-jesus-god-islamophobia-prophet-muhammad-a8697971.html

 

Paris's Galeries de Bois, prototype of the modern shopping centre 

http://www.theguardian.com/cities/2015/mar/30/galeries-de-bois-paris-history-cities-50-buildings

Montpellier and surroundings

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/01/travel/in-france-a-visit-with-the-in-laws-finally-becomes-a-vacation.html?_r=1

Mont St. Michael cut off

http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/news/2015/02/26/mont-st-michael-is-completely-cut-off-from-the-mainland-for-the-first-time-since-1879/

New Tower for Westminster Abbey

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/11465777/A-new-tower-for-Westminster-Abbey.html

Don't use religion to divide people, warns Welby

http://www.churchtimes.co.uk/articles/2015/13-march/news/uk/dont-use-religion-to-divide-people-warns-welby

Is religion to blame for war and violence?

http://www.anglicannews.org/features/2015/01/is-religion-to-blame-for-war-and-violence.aspx

Bishop's Easter Message 2015

Bishop's Lent Appeal 2015

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Boy, is this the honest truth! TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint? Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.


Why the different treatment for the two patients? The FIRST is a Golden Retriever. The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

http://www.tickld.com/x/the-best-email-response-ever-she-didnt-expect-this-response

Christmas

ELF & SAFETY AT CHRISTMASTIDE

Please be advised that all persons planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance. Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night. While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all facility users are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks. The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that prior to shining his/her glory all around s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory. Following last year’s well publicised case, everyone is advised that EC legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer; further to this, exclusion of Mr. R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. While it is acknowledged that gift-bearing is commonly practiced in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded under provisions of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. Further, caution is advised regarding other common gifts, such as aromatic resins which may initiate allergic reactions.

Thought of the moment

A psychologist walked around a room whilst teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half” full question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she asked: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers from the group ranged from 300gms to 750gms.

She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it is not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralysed. In each case, the weight of the glass does not change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.

She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them for a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralysed and incapable of doing anything.

Remember to put the glass down

The First Ever Sparkling Wine of France

http://www.thegoodlifefrance.com/first-ever-sparkling-wine-france/

Shrove Tuesday

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-31486974

Diocese publicity

Hi. It's Paul Needle.

His e-mail (from http://europe.anglican.org/who-we-are/diocesan-office) is:

paulneedle@aol.com

I also have: paul.needle@outlook.com

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